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Volume 38 Issue 10
February 27, 2001

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We all scream for sanity in March

MOONS OVER MESA
MESA LEGEND
Submitted February 27, 2001

Pisces (Feb. 19 - March 20)
Your external locus of control is unbalanced. So sweetheart, take the bus to ego world, it’s smooth sailing from there.

Basically, don’t worry about what others think and go for it. Ice cream flavor of the month: rainbow sherbet. It’s all for you, baby.

Aries (March 21 - April 1)
Always needing to satisfy the wild side of your personality will get you into more trouble than expected.

You’ve earned the label "party person." Ice cream flavor of the month: chocolate chip cookie dough for all those "savor the taste" moments.

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Back to the old school therapy sessions. All the aggression you’ve been projecting has caused tension in family ties.

Take some time out, buy a Yanni album and some aromatherapy candles. Ice cream flavor of the month: rocky road, for the days ahead.

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Feeling dismissed by your friends?

Take a stand and be yourself at the next kegger.

Meet some people, get some numbers and mingle baby, mingle. Ice cream flavor of the month: cherry vanilla. Very cool, like you.

Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Be logical and reevaluate your hierarchy of needs. Ask yourself, do you need a new outfit or do you need food?

Try cutting some coupons and eating macaroni & cheese. Ice cream flavor of the month: vanilla, the cheapest out there.

Leo (July 23 - Aug. 22)
Last weekend’s family barbeque really sparked something. Keep in mind, the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, so take your dirty thoughts to Jerry Springer. Ice

cream flavor of the month: neapolitan, for all your desires.

Virgo (Aug. 23 - Sept. 22)
Did you drown in the gene pool? Your most recent actions would say so.

Keep in mind, you are a person, not a Greek god. So glance in the mirror, wolfy, you don’t look as much like Matt Damon as you think. Ice cream flavor of the month: butter pecan (two scoops, no sprinkles).

Libra (Sept. 23 - Oct. 22)
Are you feeling passive-aggressive today? Well child, take a walk and chill out. You’re over-exerting yourself.

Remember, a healthy lifestyle leads to a healthy well-being. Ice cream flavor of the month: chocolate-vanilla swirl, for both sides of you.

Scorpio (Oct. 23 - Nov. 20)
You are surely in need of some positive feedback and an extra helping of behavior modification.

Your ugly attitude is going to lead you to a landfill that’s full of trash. Ice Cream Flavor of the Month: Cherry Garcia. Don’t ask why.

Sagittarius (Nov. 21 - Dec. 21)
You have been having some major mental-blackouts lately.

To control the overflow of brain activity or lack thereof, take some Maalox and your brain farts will cease. Ice cream flavor of the month: chocolate. You know why.

Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19)
Take a break and just breathe. You’re very involved with a major problem and need to steer clear of it.

Take the garbage out and leave it at the curb. Ice cream flavor of the month: peanut butter chocolate, for your own personal reasons.

Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18)
All the rumors you’ve been hearing, especially from your bosom buddy, are not true.

She had the inside source, literally. Ice cream of the month: pistachio nut, for reasons beyond your control.

Corey Hunt is a freelance columnist for the Mesa Legend and a freshman at MCC.