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Hey arsonist! Need a lighter?
In a column featured in the ultra-conservative Arizona Republic, the writer went so far as to attack the arsonist as a loser with matches. Editorials and feature columns about the blazes suggest envy as the arsonists true motivation. The New Times, a more liberal "alternative" newspaper, is supplying the only true objective point-of-view on the story. I say burn it all: Ive got a Zippo lighter (an item with) a little more class than the loser with matches if its prestige the media wants. I agree with the arsonist. Urban sprawl in the Valley is completely ridiculous. The citys founding fathers saw a sprawling, lush desert Valley and decided to pave it, and true to Americas Manifest Destiny, go west, young man, and kill everything that gets in your way. But why stop at McDowell and Phoenix Mountain preserves? Burn it all. Torch Ahwatukee while youre at it. Burn the developments in Surprise and El Mirage. Take Sun City out. No one seems to care about the Ground Squirrels, Gila Monsters, lizards and snakes that have made these new developments their homes for centuries before we got here. The zoo can only hold so many animals. Ive read articles about this arsonist/s and I respect the person or persons responsible. I dont care if some yuppie doctor or computer geek gets to look at the base of a mountain every morning while stumbling through his ridiculously over-priced dwelling, as he gets ready for work in the morning. If they love the mountains that much, why do they want to pave it? These hypocrites that are moving to the mountains on the weekends are pockmarks on the teenage face of the mountains, so whats wrong with a little Oxy-10? The police are stumped as to who is responsible for the blazes. Good. If they ever do catch the party or parties involved, I hope they are acquitted. We should have a holiday. Let the kids out of school for the day. I praise the Coalition to Save the Preserves and anyone else who is willing to make a noticeable statement for whatever it is they believe in. Let me have my mountains. To the CSP and the firebugs need a light? Justin Lambright is a guest columnist for the Mesa Legend and a communications major at MCC.
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