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Volume 39, Issue 10
February 12, 2002

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Romantic?

Try our Valentine's Day quiz
By Corey Hunt
Mesa Legend

1. While planning your romantic rendezvous for Valentineís Day, your to-do list consists of...

a. searching for the missing Taco Bell coupons.
b. going grocery shopping for your special dinner.
c. cutting out just enough heart shaped pictures to fill a collage.

2. If a friend visited your cubicle at work their eyes would fill with...

a. disgust, because your walls are completely bare.
b. amazement, because the walls are filled with pictures of friends and cute post-its.
c. laughter, because every inch is covered with your flavor of the month mugs.

3. On your eight month anniversary, the perfect gift contains...

a. nothing. Eight is not an important month.
b. one rose and an original poem.
c. eight dozen roses (being consistent with the past).

4. When venturing on a date for the beloved ìheart day,î you run to the car and...

a. it's every man for himself.
b. hop in to unlock the other person's door.
c. open the door for your passenger.

5. After a nice, elegant dinner at Perkins, you...

a. divide the bill in half, counting the tip.
b. pay the bill, asking your significant other to cover the tip.
c. pay the bill and tip. Itís your treat.

RESULTS
Mostly A's:

You're not romantic. Thatís fine and dandy, if you're dating your mother. She already knows that you love her.

Be careful, because if you don't Hallmark yourself up a little, dates with mom will be the only event on your social calendar.

Try new things, because you're a semi-sweet love.

Someone out there will enjoy your effortless gifts and meaningless hugs, but youíve got to get their attention first!

Mostly B's:

The right amount of romance and discretion makes you the delight of the day.

Many of your exes enjoyed your gifts and the time you put into them.

You've got the right combination for a love souffle.

Keep it up, and this Valentineís Day may be the ride of the century for you.

Mostly C's:

Youíre a lovey-dovey, gooey syrup of goodwill.

Youíre over the top, and some people may not be able to stand the sweetness you convey.

Try toning down the hearts and love notes youíve already made this Valentines Day.

The happiness you bring is appreciated, but watch out for an overdose.

If you keep it up, you're not going to have anyone to share this holiday with, except for your pets!