Mesa Legend - ARCHIVES - Vol. 39, Issue 10


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Volume 39, Issue 10
February 12, 2002

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Moons Over Mesa
Aries: take heed, troubled waters ahead

BY Corey Hunt
Mesa Legend

• Pisces-Feb. 19 - Mar. 20
This month, you're going to feel used up and tired of putting your heart on the line. Take a break. With all the love around, some will be sure to come your way.

• Aries-Mar. 21 - Apr. 19
The storm season is upon us, and this will be the theme for your Valentine's Day. Your parade of love will be rained on heavily. But if you're going to drown in despair, take a hostage this time.Together, you may spark a bit of lightning.

• Taurus-Apr. 20 - May 20
This Valentine's Day, while grooving on the dance floor, a mysterious onlooker will approach you from afar. Unfortunately, they'll have been "beaten with the ugly stick" a few times too many.

Have a few drinks, wear some beer goggles and get your freak on!

• Gemini-May 21 - Jun. 20
Your stale relationship has been on lease, and your contract has been terminated. You didn't make your payments on time. So when the doorbell rings, be leery. It could be the hairy "repo-man".

• Cancer-Jun. 21 - Jul. 22
When your taxes are done, you'll be swimming in debt. Grab some floaters, and budget that checking account. If you watch your withdrawals, you'll make a big splash in the savings department.

• Leo-Jul. 23 - Aug. 22
The days are dragging, and your attitude is in a major slump. Call the hospital for a shot of groovy times, stat! Maybe a little fun and mischief will brighten your gloom, and turn that frown upside-down.

• Virgo-Aug. 23 - Sep. 22
Your cravings will win you over this month. What makes it worse is when all the yummy hears candies gaze at you, while you shop. The candy addict in you will take over, calling for double time on the aerobics line.

• Libra-Sep. 23 - Oct. 22
The tiger in you will emerge, during this season of love. Jump ahead, and kick start your Valentine's Day with a spontaneous trip for two to a long forgotten love nest.

• Scorpio-Oct. 23 - Nov. 21
You're going to have some rough times this month, especially with all the people locking lips around you. Keep your head up, and watch what you eat.

• Sagittarius-Nov. 22 - Dec. 21
Your mailbox will be full this month. Most of it will be junk, but keep an eye out for a thick package from a "not-distant-enough" relative. The enclosed information will cause a few questions, but also a few jumps for joy, as well.

• Capricorn-Dec. 22 - Jan.19
There aren't enough jell-tabs to stop your allergies this month. Keep some Kleenex close, and remember to wash your hands!

• Aquarius-Jan. 20 - Feb. 18
You're running on empty this month, and your last nerve died an hour ago.Try to stay calm, because not everyone is a perfect driver like you. Turn up the radio, and let all that bad karma float out the window.