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Volume 39, Issue 7
December 4, 2001

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Moons Over Mesa
All signs point to the perfect gift

BY Corey Hunt
Mesa Legend

Aries (Mar. 21 - Apr. 19)
An instant smile and a firm handshake are the signs of a friendly Aries. The best gift for them will be a mirror for their obtrusive ‘ram-itude.’

Taurus (Apr. 20 - May 20)
The strong and silent type always have a way with the opposite sex. The best eye-popping present would be a book on expressing their inner emotions. As you may know, they are airtight like Tupperware.

Gemini (May 21 - Jun. 2)
These twins have some serious issues to handle, so remember when buying for two— keep it light. Try a pick-your-own-adventure book with lots of decisions and some games to keep the wandering hands in sight.

Cancer (Jun. 21 - Jul. 2)
These moody crabs have a slight roller-coaster of a life, especially around the tip-toeing holidays. Just buy what you think can help with their minute-to-minute mood swings. How ‘bout a stopwatch?

Leo (Jul. 23 - Aug. 2)
The lion has a fierce roar but can really purr once you get them going. Try a gift that has as much laughter in it as carnival personnel. Maybe a biographer to document their tremendous tribulations through life.

Virgo (Aug. 23 - Sep. 22)
These on-the-run beings have no time and never really get anything done. For the holidays they need the practical side of Office Max. Try a daily planner and some pens.

Libra (Sep. 23 - Oct. 22)
These very helpful yet super indecisive friends have a hatred for making the final choice. Make sure their socks are filled with coins to flip.

Scorpio (Oct. 23 - Nov. 21)
Maybe the scorpions will need some sunglasses for their intense stares. Keep the color blue in mind since more Presidents have this sign than any others.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21)
These talkers need someone to talk to and that doesn’t mean it has to be a human. A pet of any sorts would keep these archers happy for hours.

Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19)
These introverts need some help with their social skills. A book might work because their viewing habits are as such. A comic film will lighten their mood.

Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18)
These dreamers need a rainbow since that’s where they spend their time. Keep in mind these people may need a reality bite in the butt. Try a gift with some sentiment, but either way, they will scrutinize what they get.

Pisces (Feb. 19 - Mar. 20)
These fish don’t want to be millionaires but want to live like one. Purchase a kiddy pool because these fish love fresh water.