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Volume 39, Issue 8
January 15, 2002

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Moons Over Mesa
Capricorn: all good things come to those who set their alarm clocks

BY Corey Hunt
Mesa Legend

Capricorn (Dec. 22–Jan. 19)
Time's wasting through the glass, and your lazy self has done nothing with all the free time you’ve had. Take the alarm clock, and really set it this time. Also make sure the snooze button is far from your hands. This might make an improvement in the empowerment department.

Aquarius (Jan. 20–Feb. 18)
When the times get tough, the weak get going, and that’s exactly what you did. You ran from your responsibilities, and now you have to pay; the tab is pretty high. Maybe you can write a check, because life doesn’t take payments.

Pisces (Feb. 19–Mar. 20)
The sky is clear, and the air is breathable. Don’t muck it up with stupid mistakes and that mouth of yours. Take a breath mint, and maybe this problem won’t stink up your life as much.

Aries (Mar. 21–Apr. 19)
All the screaming is killing your ears, and your head isn’t any better. Take an aspirin to settle down, and maybe the hurt will stop along with some nice sleep. This could be the solution to the problem. The rest of your body will take the hint and calm down, as well.

Taurus (Apr. 20–May 20)
You need some major conditioning. Those sandpaper arms and elbows won’t get you points in the love department. Take a long and much needed bath, and soak away the rough edges. Follow-up treatment includes putting on some lotion to add the finishing touches you deserve.

Gemini (May 21–Jun. 20)
Work is a trying time for you this month. Don’t get upset and try to kick the stool from under your predecessor. That will cause them to fall flat on their face and grab you on the way down. Bruises are hard to hide with cover up, let alone, the embarrassment you may face.

Cancer (Jun. 21–Jul. 22)
The world is spinning, and the drinks haven’t stopped rolling by. Take a hand, and make a toast. This is going to be an "I can’t remember a thing" weekend. You can make it even more memorable by bringing a video camera. The after party and the post taping will make you laugh until next month.

Leo (Jul. 23–Aug. 22)
Your stomach is growling, and you are tired of the "pull to the next window" routine. Try a new hot spot for munching down. It will delight your taste buds and cause an uproar in your stomach. When you are done, the chicken will wave from across the street.

Virgo (Aug. 23–Sept. 22)
Burdens have seized your senses. You don’t want to do anything. That's okay, because it’s the cold season, and I hear that hairy legs are making a comeback. Put on a turtleneck, and hit the road. It's time to shop for some pants and stylish socks.

Libra (Sep. 23–Oct. 22)
Fasten your seatbelt; you're on the new, fast track to a better job. You will be astonished by the new check stub and the zeros that have jumped two spots. Also, take the turns in this workplace slow, and remember those sneaky speed humps. They can cause an early break in your stride.

Scorpio (Oct. 23–Nov. 20)
The computer has a virus called the "I hate you" bug. It's not personal, you just need to refresh your skills in the Macintosh field. Keep your head up and the keys clean, and you’ll succeed and pass with an "A" in E-mail 101.

Sagittarius (Nov. 21–Dec. 21)
You're going to become excited about many things this month, in the opposite sex arena. Don’t be flaunty and show off all your ribbons and trophies just yet. This stud has some things in his barrel that might surprise you and make you look like the rodeo clown.