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December 3, 2002

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Guest columnist offers male perspective

Horoscopes hold unique presents for holiday
By Matt Mueller
For the Mesa Legend

Sagittarius Nov. 22–Sept. 21
As the weather cools your love life heats up. So take that little flame and give it some much needed fuel. You’ll be happy with the results and winter will not be so cold once you have nurtured it into a roaring inferno of love.

Capricorn Dec. 22–Jan. 19
Change is in the wind so look out. Things will be rearranging in all aspects of your life. Friends, romance, and school nothing is safe. But don’t fret Dorothy, in the end you will emerge from the tornado of life unscathed.

Aquarius Jan. 20–Feb. 19
Now is the time for self evaluation. There is tension within you. Turn your eyes inward for the peace you seek. This will end your inner struggle, and add some much needed peace to your schedule.

Pisces Feb. 19–March 20
The stars are not smiling on you. This month spells disaster. Your life is derailing worse than Amtrak trains. Things are going awry left and right. There is light at the end of the tunnel.

Aries March 21–April 19
Your hard work has paid off. Professors are noticing your progress. But don’t get lulled into a cloud of cockiness, the journey still has long to go and you have only gotten your feet wet.

Taurus April 20–May 20
Variety is the spice of life and here you are living a blander than white rice existence. Throw some jalapenos into you life. Now is the time to pick up that spicy Latin lover you’ve had your eye on. Your boring routine has reached its expiration date.

Gemini May 21–June 20
Time to try a new approach, your over aggressive style has gotten you nothing but lots of 867-5309’s from girls named “Jenny.” A more passive approach is the medicine your love life needs.

Cancer June 21–July 23
Recess has begun. Now is the time to toss out all inhibitions, let your playful side run the show. Spontaneous acts are on the menu and the chef has cooked up a good time. That serious side has grown tiresome. No kids want to play with the stick in the mud.

Leo July 24–Aug 22
It’s time to get out of town, Head for the coast. Water is as therapeutic as Freud, and face who needs it more? Besides, what could be better for the post-midterm blues than the beach?

Virgo Aug. 23–Sept. 22
Ever hear the phrase “lookin’ for love in all the wrong places?” If you delve into uncharted waters who knows what kind of buried treasures you will find. You treasure is waiting for you; you just have to decide to take the dive.

Libra Sept. 23–Oct. 22
A rose by any other name would still smell as sweet. Do you know what a rose even smells like? It is your time to se t back and let things happen. A watched pot never boils.

Scorpio Oct. 23–Nov. 21
This is your time to shine. In the coming weeks opportunities will arise, don’t be afraid to empower yourself and take advantage. You only get what you take so take a bite of the pie before it’s gone. And once it’s gone.