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February 4, 2003

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Moons over Mesa
Horoscopes hold love match for Capricorn

Corey Hunt, Features Editor

Aquarius Jan. 20 – Feb. 17
Rose Love is in the air and your head is full of it. Your vision is clouded and you are about to walk straight into a wall of unhappiness. Get your head right, pull that baby out into the sun, love is for suckers, love the one your with at any given time.

Pisces Feb. 18 – March 19
Toot! Toot! The tug boat is leaving the harbor, and where are you? You have fallen into a sea of doubt. The salty spray is making you nervous, but fear not! The tug boat of love is steaming its’ way toward you to fish you out of the sea of single life. This is a ride over crests of joy and troughs of confusion. But the little tug boat that could will bring you back to the warm embrace of love.

Aries March 20 – April 19
Rub-a-dub-dub in the chocolate tub! The one you used to like has become your love. They seem like the devil, or maybe something from above. One thing is for sure, for the gift they have given you there is no cure. There is no antidote for the sting of the love bug. Go get your self stung, and maybe give a little nibble back, only the gods know where this will go.

Taurus April 19 – May 19
The door to happiness has closed and you are outside. Valentines’ day has been bad to you in the past and signs point to a repeat. Keep your heart in a safe place during the holiday. Brave the storm and be prepared.

Gemini May 20 – June 20
Do you hear that? That is cupid calling, and he isn’t going to leave you a message. You had better pick it up because he may not call back. This could be your last chance to drink from the cup of love. Best served hot because when it gets cold there is a nasty film at the top.

Cancer June 21 – July 21
Stocks are rising in the market as some real money begins to flow in. As the days go on take the tax return and divvy up the ante for a big payback. As the bills roll in go ahead and buy the dubs your heart desires because as you roll down the street all the neighbors will admire your new ride.

Leo July 22 – Aug. 22
Ting! Ting! Now is your time to rant and rave. Things haven’t been going your way and now its time to drown your sorrows in a big tall refreshing glass of one night encounters. Not of the sexual nature but of something more stimulating and wholesome. When was the last time you spent some quality time with yourself? It has been awhile hasn’t it? You will find that you are really your best friend that can help with all that life has to offer.

Virgo Aug. 23 – Sept. 21
Your events calendar has been bone dry these past few weekends. With a new found friend who introduces you to the perks of companionship, you will carry on in a state you have never thought was possible. So grab the reins and steer your way into some compromising experiences. As fate would have it this could be the one, so kick your bottom back into the saddle. The ride of your life is only days away.

Libra Sept. 22 – Oct. 22
Punch a hole into your life! You don’t need whatever is filling that empty space anyway. This new charm will sparkle with more annoyance than possibly imaginable. As the silver turns to bronze, keep the faith that only good can come of such an astonishing conversation piece. P.S. Scars have character.

Scorpio Oct. 23 – Nov. 21
Dum de dum dum. The death tolls on your bedside manner. As the date makes the walk of shame look tiresome don’t forget to give back the unmentionables that hang from your ceiling fan. Nothing greets an awkward moment better than a steaming plate of eggs. Keep a low profile as the last venture has a larger than life mouth, causing your black book to thin. This is a devastating blow to your usually extended weekends of being lazy and watching the sun go up and back down again.

Sagittarius Nov. 22 – Dec. 21
“Hey nice shoes, wanna get a drink or something.” Your pick up lines don’t break the ice, but they break your game. Grab your gear and find a new coach that is willing to tutor. With all the after-game practices you’ll be back on top in no time. As the crowd screams your name remember your helmet.

Capricorn Dec. 22 – Jan. 19
Nothing would help your current “love” situation better than a romantic get away. A secluded night under the stars with that special cuddle bunny could be just the medicine that the doctor ordered. Nothing will clear your mind and put the two of you in sync than a little mountain air. So grab your mate, pitch a tent and let love heal your souls.